There are 15 million Americans currently unemployed, and behind that startling statistic are 15 million individual stories of real people being told by their bosses that they don’t have a job anymore. And while many bosses try to break the news in a kind and compassionate manner, there are just as many bosses who are totally inept at firing their employees. EntrepreNecessary.com asked, and in return we collected an amazing stack of “You Won’t Believe How I Got Fired” stories.
The Delayed Email
“I was fired by e-mail, which isn’t so rare these days, but the kicker was that I didn’t find out for two weeks. It took the company that acquired the company who bought my business, that long to get me set up on the corporate e-mail. When I was finally able to log in, I found a two week old e-mail telling me I was no longer needed.”
The Cup o’ Joe
“One year into my dream job, I got a new boss. In the eights months I worked for him (I was a direct report), he did not return a single phone call, nor did he call me. On the rare occassion that he responded to an email from me, his response was unprofessional, inappropriate and abusive. After 8 months, I received a two sentence email from him that he’d be in town and would meet with me on at Starbucks. I knew what I was walking into, and it took longer to wait for the coffee than to have the conversation, but the guy didn’t even have enough class to buy my coffee. He had me pay for it.”
Don’t Come To This Meeting
“I was let go back in January. On a Monday; the first day back after the holidays. A colleague of mine came to my office around 9:30 to ask if I wanted to walk with her to the “department meeting” at 10am. I was surprised because I hadn’t received a meeting request, so I declined to go with her. About 11am I ran into 2 people that were in the meeting in the hallway. One of them clutched her stomach and ran off saying she was naseus and needed to go throw up. The other just turned into the nearest office and completely avoided me.
At 11:30 I get a call to go to the HR office. I knew immediately what was happening when I saw my boss (the CEO) and the HR Director. After he mumbled some stupid speech about the business declining while looking at his feet I was told my job was being eliminated. I was told to go get my purse and leave everything else…and not to talk to ANYONE as I was the first of 35 people being laid off that day.
To make matters worse, my husband also works for the same company in the IT dept., and they had to call him in to tell him to close down my email account, before I could even talk to him!!
Later that day I discovered that the “dept. meeting” that morning was to tell all my peers that I was being let go!! They knew before I did!! No wonder my co-worker wanted to hurl; it was a very unceremonious letting go of someone who gave that company 10 years of her life!!”
Thanks A Million
“I was the second employee at my previous job. We used my design portfolio to land all our clients. I helped close every major deal we had to make the agency a $2 million a year company.
I was also an Obama supporter while my boss supported McCain. My boss invited me out for a beer on election night. I thought he just wanted to keep me from the polls. Nope, he gave me my layoff notice. Imagine how happy that made my wife, 7 months pregnant with our first child!”
Out With A Song
“I was working as a concert promoter and was on the fifth of what was a string of unsuccessful Thursday night concerts. I knew it was impossible to draw a crowd as we couldn’t serve alcohol and the club focused on the teen crowd. But, I kept trying and overheard in the office that I was on my last rope. Knowing I was a goner, I decided to make the most of it.
So I wound up booking this one band from Philadelphia, knowing no one would come out to see them, because I wanted to hear them play live. It was great, a private showing at the owner’s expense. He didn’t find it so amusing though, and at the end of the night told me “Don’t come back.”
News Worth Repeating
“Several of us were called into the conference room and told we were being laid off. The reason for the notice to a whole group of employees? (because I haven’t heard of anyone else being laid off in a large group) - “Well, I didn’t really want to repeat this three times,” said my *#@*! of an ex-boss. Yes, anything to make this experience easier for you, buddy. Good thing I hated that job anyway!”
While a job firing is never an enjoyable experience, the good news is that most of these stories go on to tell how they used this life change to pursue a passion and open a business for themselves that they had been dreaming about. And in today’s job environment where there’s more seekers than job openings, starting your own business is the only answer for many of us. That’s truly the way to go from Fired to Fired Up!